February 2011
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Trying to shoot a home-made love scene
fucknicethings:
nkmega:
- EXPECTATION:
- REALITY:
omg the second gif LOL
I hope it’s from a real porno
January 2011
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Watchdisappointionist:
deadcuntsociety:
hi i’m trent reznor of nine inch nails—i can’t even say my name right… trent… trent… hi i’m trent reznor of nine inch nails and you are watching… what am i supposed to say? kay, don’t look at me (the cutest fucking expression you will ever see in your life). i can do it i promise, this is it, this is it… hi i’m trent reznor of nine inch nails and you are...
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OK SO I MADE THIS PLAYLIST BECAUSE MY GOTH BF IS...
nickelback:
my imortal- evenesense
photograph- nickelback
it’s been a while- staind (is it staind or stains? is that a typo?)
it’s not over- daughtry
even flow- pearl jam
use somebody- kings of leon
here w/o u- 3 doors down
one- metallica
mircales, insane clown pussy
in the end- linking park
freak on a leash- koRn
what do you guys think?
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“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via theunknownwords)
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I always dream of trains: Reblog with a famous... →
mutethesilence:
theplanetofsound:
approximatelyinfinity:
-madnesstakesitstoll:
motivetosuture:
two-thousand-and-david-tennant:
not-rude-and-ginger:
ourhopesandexpectations:
The Kaiser Cheifs
Captain James T. Kirk.
Or, for those of us lifing in…
sashagreylickingatoilet.jpg John Cassavetes.
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peglegcrumpet said: Fucking sexy beast
sigh.
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anthony bourdain posting stuff on here
I came
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I actually like orange juice now
how boring and grown up.
reblogging disney slash fiction out of boredom
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daftinthehead:
I like his face.
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Wife listening to Husband talk to himself as he...
James: We don't need to see him have the exact same conversation with every girl. We're here to see the girls fight.
James: If you ever run at me and try to jump into my arms, there's a good chance that I won't catch you.
James: (valley girl voice) 'That looks comfy!' Let me just put this blanket on the fuckin' rocks. He really knows how to treat a lady. Hey there are chairs everywhere but this blanket on the rocks seems better.
James: Sitting on the fucking floor. Enough of that, right Emily?
James: Awesome they're starting to cry.
James: Personal breakdowns.
James: She's all snotty.
James: That makeup is totally waterproof, it doesn't come off at all.
James: On American Idol if they exploit your tragedy and your house- you're in! On Bachelor if they show you whining and crying -you're out!
James: If there wasn't a camera there that guy would be running, running like a bastard.
James: I hope they have their shots.
James: I'm totally going on the Bachelor next season.
James: I have a lot to offer these ladies.
James: Wait, no wonder this show takes so fucking long. He has a stash of roses. This show should take a week, tops.
James: She's not getting one. She's not getting one. That one is crazy as shit.
James: Why does that 'last rose' dude have to come out? Where is he the whole time? Behind a curtain with his pants around his ankles?
James: LAST ROOOOOOOSE.
James: If you didn't get a rose, get out.
James: Look at how she's walking. She's zany. You don't know anything about zany girls.
James: Look at how many girls he has left, is this going to be on until July?
James: Awesome they're all breaking down.
James: Wait the Kardashian's have another show now? That's how I know the Mayan Calendar is real. End of fucking days. I bet there's a carving, a glyph of Kim and her fucking sister on the Mayan calendar. But not the giant one, because they would have thought she was a monster.
There's a new error page?
lumos-maxima:
haven’t seen it yet
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